Psmith

As I’ve blogged before, I’m on a bit of a Wodehouse binge. I’ve read and reread the sublime Jeeves and Wooster books many times but this year I thought I’d branch out. I started by reading the Blandings books, which are just as wonderful as everyone claims and I’m now encouraged to keep going. I am aware that there are lots of entirely stand-alone books without repeating character, but while I figure out a logical way to explore those I’m going to stick with the series. The next book series I’ve read concerns Psmith.

In fact, I’ve already read a Psmith book because he crosses over with Blandings in the second in that series Leave it to Psmith. This is actually the last of the Psmith books. There are four or five Psmith books. I say ;four or five’ because I’ve read a single volume called Mike and Psmith which seems to be a repackaging and revision of two earlier books (though I’m not sure Psmith appears in both). The complete series, in order of events depicted, is Mike and Psmith (1953), Psmith in the City (1910), Psmith, Journalist (1915), and Leave it to Psmith (1923). Psmith is, therefore, an earlier creation than either Blandings or Jeeves and Wooster.

Who is Psmith? He’s a public schoolboy, immaculately dressed, very wealthy, with a monocle. The most notable thing about him is his most of speech which is elegantly voluble. In fact his speech is the chief pleasure of these books. The wit of them almost entirely derives from Psmith himself, his unconceited high opinion of himself, his lordly high status, and his ability to talk his way out of or into any situation he desires. His chief interlocutor is Mike who appears in all the books as his right-hand man (though he is absent for most of Psmith, Journalist) and Mike is very ordinary, normal, down to earth, an excellent cricketer, a reliable fellow, and a stout friend. He serves, in other words, to emphasise the extraordinary creation that is Psmith. In fact, Psmith seems somewhat Wildean; partly in the taste for paradox, but also in the sublime brilliance of his manner of speech, his attention to aesthetics above almost all else, and a fondness for dramatic exaggeration.

There is also, I might add, a certain queerness to Psmith. He exists in almost entirely male company, is effete and beautifully dressed. He has a camp turn of phrase that seems to suggest fin de siècle aestheticism: in Psmith, Journalist he imagines not solving a particular social problem:

If I were to depart without bringing off improvements […], I shouldn't be able to enjoy my meals. The startled cry would go round Cambridge: 'Something is the matter with Psmith. He is off his feed. He should try Blenkinsop's Balm for the Bilious.' But no balm would do me any good. I should simply droop and fade slowly away like a neglected lily.

When he is shot at in the same book, he is more concerned about the damage to his hat than to his person; And when he does settle down with a woman, he does so with the noticeably slender and boyish Eve Halliday.

But really to know him is to hear him. It’s the way he speaks that is so delightful. A classic mode of speech, almost a catchphrase of his is to imagine that his doings are the talk of the town. In Psmith Journalist, he introduces himself to guests to the newspaper at which he has started working:

‘I am acting sub-editor. The work is not light,’ added Psmith gratuitously. ‘Sometimes the cry goes round, “Can Psmith get through it all? Will his strength support his unquenchable spirit?” But I stagger on. I do not repine.’

He sprinkles his conversation with Latin phrases and literary references (actually a very Wodehousean style). In Mike and Psmith he urges Mike to stay and listen to him:

"Don't dream of moving," said Psmith. "I have several rather profound observations on life to make and I can't make them without an audience. Soliloquy is a knack. Hamlet had got it, but probably only after years of patient practice.

Often there is great comedy out of the graceful way he places a positive construction on bad situations. In Psmith, Journalist, he describes being asked to go down to the police station by some violent and corrupt cops:

There, standing on the mat, were three policemen. From their remarks I gathered that certain bright spirits had been running a gambling establishment in the lower regions of the building--where, I think I told you, there is a saloon--and the Law was now about to clean up the place. Very cordially the honest fellows invited me to go with them. A conveyance, it seemed, waited in the street without. I pointed out, even as you appear to have done, that sea-green pyjamas with old rose frogs were not the costume in which a Shropshire Psmith should be seen abroad in one of the world's greatest cities; but they assured me - more by their manner than their words - that my misgivings were out of place, so I yielded. These men, I told myself, have lived longer in New York than I. They know what is done and what is not done. I will bow to their views. So I went with them

And very often he wriggles out of situation by sheer force of language, as in Psmith in the City where he talks his boss out of sacking him and then ends:

'It has been a great treat to me, this little chat,' he said affably, 'but I fear that I must no longer allow purely social enjoyments to interfere with my commercial pursuits. With your permission, I will rejoin my department, where my absence is doubtless already causing comment and possibly dismay. But we shall be meeting at the club shortly, I hope. Good-bye, sir, good-bye.'

The high-minded tone is beautifully done. In Mike and Psmith, he has snatched a prized study away from another boy simply by grabbing it and giving the boy no chance to claim what is rightfully his. Too late, the boy appeals to the teacher, to not avail. Psmith has advice for him:

‘This tendency to delay, Spiller,’ he said, ‘is your besetting fault. Correct it, Edwin. Fight against it.’

It is Psmith himself who makes these books work. He has to because there is no real consistency in the style of the books. Mike and Psmith is a series of School and Cricket japes, enjoyable but simple. Psmith in the City is much better, but essentially transplants the school ragging into the workplace, with a rather awkward diversion into the world of left-wing politics. Psmith, Journalist is entirely different, a comic thriller, set in New York with gangsters, boxing, slums and a campaigning newspaper. It is arresting to see Wodehouse describing with real feeling the horrible conditions experienced by people living in slum housing and there is a genuinely heroic desire to expose the horrors of capitalism in the book. There is also a brutal description of a boxing match. The peril never seems entirely perilous, in part because Psmith rises above it at all times. There is also quite a lot of racist language and at one point an undeniably racist comment about an African-American character in the mouth of the book’s sidekick hero Billy Windsor and surely meant to amuse rather than scandalise. Leave it to Psmith is again, different, this much more on the traditional Wodehouse ground of the romantic farce set in a stately home. Indeed, it rather feels like he brings Psmith to Blandings to liven up the place but realises that Blandings has more potential than his hero so he married Psmith off and proceeds with the 9th Earl of Emsworth and the rest of them.

In fact it is Psmith’s language that provides the continuity across the books, because his character is all over the place. He shows no sign of interest in romance in book before Leave it to Psmith until he woos Eve Halliday;, but then neither did he seem likely to show compassion for the victims of slum landlords before Psmith, Journalist. In Mike and Psmith he reveals a hitherto-silent talent for cricket at the end of chapter 26 of a 30-chapter book that is largely about whether these characters can and want to play cricket. His ‘socialism’ - Psmith declares himself to be a socialist and refers to everyone as Comrade - is really just a verbal joke that isn’t explored in any meaningful way.

And yet it all works. These are deliriously enjoyable books, because Psmith is such a magnificent comic creation and a creation almost entirely of speech.

Blandings

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I’ve just finished reading all of P G Wodehouse’s Blandings books. That’s 11 books from Something Fresh (1915) to the posthumously-published and unfinished Sunset at Blandings (1977), plus Lord Emsworth Acts for the Best a handy volume that collects all the stray Blandings short stories from other volumes.

I read the Jeeves & Wooster books as a teenager and found them eye-wateringly funny. I probably read a bunch of them every six or seven years and they are as funny to me now as they ere then. They are certainly the funniest books I’ve ever read. But, for various reasons, I’ve never ventured beyond that series. I think the Jeeves & Wooster books are so perfect I worried that Blandings would fall short. Also, I’m aware that Wodehouse is enormously prolific (around 80 novels, another 20 collections of short stories, a good half dozen autobiographical works) and feared that if I ventured out too far, I would get sucked under by the tide.

But so many people had recommended the Blandings books that earlier this year I asked for them for my birthday. I took them slowly, wanting to savour them, so I guess I got through about two of them a month, just reading them as a treat every Saturday morning. I read them in order of publication (except the short story collection which contains stories written between 1924 and 1966 and which I read in one sitting between Leave it to Psmith [1923] and Summer Lightning [1929]). And last weekend I finished reading the notes at the end of Sunset at Blandings which give a fascinating insight into the work in progress.

And everything they say is true. They are brilliant, extraordinarily funny, exhilaratingly plotted, and endlessly charming. By the end of the series you will have come to love Gally and Beach and Lord Emsworth and the various Aunts and of course The Empress of Blandings. It is striking, too, how sustained Wodehouse’s talent is: the later books are really as good as the early books: perhaps there’s a peak in the run of books from Summer Lightning (1929) through Heavy Weather (1933), Uncle Fred in the Springtime (1939) and Full Moon (1947) which are immaculate but a late novel like Galahad at Blandings (1965) easily stands up with the best of them.

What are these books? They are farces. The action of the farce is Blandings Castle, though the characters often converge on the Castle from other country seats, London, or New York. Reading them all in one sequence, you notice very clearly how, essentially, all the books are the same - or rather, Wodehouse uses the same elements in minutely different permutations to create distinct novels. There’s almost something of Philip Glass in the way he will take an imposter, an undercover investigator, a marriage forbidden, an engagement broken off, a threat to Lord Emsworth’s pig, something overheard in the pub, someone hiding in a bedroom, another person locked out of the castle, a dilemma for the butler, a night-time escapade, an accidental unmasking, the theft of a necklace (or book or painting), the arrival of a despised relative, a threat to the family honour, a horrid youth, and more and rearranges them in each book so that you both notice the repetition and marvel at the differences. These are not retreads of the same thing; each one is more delightful because you know the rules of game.

And the farces are beautifully carpentered, as all good farces must be, piling stratagem upon stratagem, misunderstanding upon misunderstanding, the artifice delightfully defusing any sense of genuine jeopardy, just producing a giddy laughter. And they are magnificently funny. The farce mechanism is a way of revealing his joyful characters..The central cast are superb and pretty much every guest star (The Efficient Baxter, The Duke of Dunstable, Sir Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe, Sue Brown, Percy Frobisher Pilbeam, George Cyril Wellbeloved, and more). There is even Marvel-Universe-style crossover with characters and events from other non-Blandings novels making their way through these pages: Psmith, Pilbeam, The Drones, Monty Bodkin, Sir Roderick Glossop.

One of the things that is fascinating about reading these books in chronological sequence is watching how Wodehouse, perhaps through trial and error, finally creates the perfect structure of characters. Lord Emsworth’s younger brother Galahad ‘Gally” Threepwood, a rakish, generous-spirited, mischievous alumnus of the London fin de siècle is an inspired invention. He relieves Emsworth of any need to become morally involved in the lives of the residents, temporary or otherwise, at Blandings Castle. He only appears in 1929’s Summer Lightning, fourteen years into the saga, and while the preceding books are excellent, there is a certain lift that happens here as the structure of forces becomes truly robust. The long-serving and long-suffering butler Beach also changes subtly across the books; in ‘The Crime Wave at Blandings’ (1936), collected in Lord Emsworth and Others (1937), he is described as ‘a man who invested all his actions with something of the impressiveness of a high priest conducting an intricate service at some romantic altar’ (p. 28). This sense of enormous dignity, which of course places him alongside Jeeves, tends to diminish somewhat as the stories go on, as we find out more about his personal life, his weight problems, his family, his preference for port, and he is drawn into the seamier sides of the Blandings intrigues. But this works too: that the man holding the whole operation together should be himself slightly ridiculous is all to the good of the books.

It is certainly true that the women are much more colourless than the men (apart perhaps from Lady Constance, who is one of an otherwise interchangeable series of tyrannical aunts in the Lady Bracknell mould). It is an entirely white, privileged cast. But then these are not books that pretend to be anchored in daily life; the artifice and artistry is about plotting, character and verbal wit. They are not especially snobby books, despite their often snobby characters. They are not particularly straight books, despite their uniformly heterosexual characters. They are not necessarily white books, despite their caucasian casts. The magic of these farces is they turn everything upside down, show the absurdities in everything, and leave us affectionate for the characters without any requirement to love their lives, situations, or aspirations.

The humour is surprisingly different from the Jeeves and Wooster books. The peculiar genius of those is the fallible narrator Bertram Wooster whose chipper naivety adds an extra layer of linguistic precision and delight. Here we are more in the world of the omniscient narrator - although one who occasionally stops to remark on the complexities of doing a really good narration - and we are looking in on the characters more directly. The language is still magnificent, with its familiar mixture of slang, quotation and absent-minded whimsy. There are some moments of indirect free style, but the writing is mostly very straight but endlessly witty and light. It is noticeable that the earlier books are much more grounded, spend more time in London, and have a sharper satirical eye. By the time Wodehouse has moved permanently to the US, the books are much more focused on Blandings, are more (not a bad word) artificial, and increasingly mix American slang in with the British. (This just occasionally jars as the reference to the wholly US notion of a ‘three-alarm fire;’ in Sunset. In Service With a Smile a character talks about wanting to ‘get to first base’ with a woman; he is an American character, though, perhaps because the meaning has shifted since 1961, but it introduces a rare moment of sexual desire into these otherwise innocent worlds.)

Enjoyably, the characters don’t age. Well they sort of don’t age. It is a characteristic of Galahad Threepwood, repeated in every book where we meet him, than he appears to be ageless; but, in fact, all the characters seem to be exactly as they are in the last book as when we first meet them. Yes, a couple of characters do marry. Perhaps Beach the Butler does put on a few pounds over the series. The Empress accumulates awards at the Shropshire Agricultural Show. But otherwise they stay preserved in aspic. Several of the characters seem old enough to ensure that the books can’t plausibly cover decades of history. It is hard to place exactly when they take place. In a couple of the earlyish novels, the Wall Street Crash appears to be a precipitating event. There’s a reference to Noel Coward’s Mad Dogs and Englishmen and to science fiction movies (‘horror from outer space’) in Galahad at Blandings that seems to place us in the fifties rather than the 20s/30s that seems to be the natural placing for the bools. But they are, in a way, like their near contemporaries, the Christie’s Poirot & Miss Marple books, or Ian Fleming’s Bond novels. The character remains the same and the changing world seems to press in only gently on them.

The Blandings books are superb and effervescent and joyful. Every moment reading these books was happy and careless and full of laughter. If you haven’t read them, treat yourself.

UPDATE: Audible have released The Blandings Collection, the second volume in their P G Wodehouse readings by Stephen Fry. These are pretty great value (especially if you have an Audible membership). Last year they released volume 1, which contained three unabridged Jeeves and Wooster novels and two unabridged J&W short story collections. This year it is three full-length Blandings novels (Summer Lightning, Heavy Weather, Uncle Fred ion the Springtime) and two Blandings short story collections (Blandings Castle and Lord Emsworth and Others, both of which also include some Mulliner stories, a Ukridge, a Bobbie Wickham and more, so an excellent way to dabble one’s feet in the wider Wodehouse universe). As you might expect, Stephen Fry is a blissful reader of these books, properly bringing out their humour, and choosing superb voices for the characters: his Rupert Baxter is magnificent in its steely dry-throated iciness; his Lord Emsworth’s quavering absentness is a delight; he manages to distinguish (perhaps better even than Wodehouse himself) the various dim young men from Freddie to Ronnie, and he has a tremendous actor and comedian’s way with Wodehouse’s great set pieces: two drunken exhibitions spring to mind - Gussie Fink-Nottle’s inebriate handling of the Market Snodsbury Grammar School prize-giving in Right Ho, Jeeves, one of the great comic scenes in literature, is so vividly done, you feel you’re listening to a full-cast dramatisation, while Percy Pilbeam’s tipsy interview with Lady Constance and Lady Julia in chapter 12 of Heavy Weather, another outrageously brilliant scene, is just exquisitely funny.